they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
And I just remember seeing him for the first time and being like, who is this ape of a man? Like legit he could be the missing link
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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