Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I held a cracker & gaterade down for an hour. I feel like this will be my greatest accomplishment of the day.
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Yeah...don't think he was sober. He kept screaming "I fucking love this game!". It was his Chase app.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
Randomize
