I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I will consider today a failure if my nipple isn't bitten at least 😂
Oh is THAT how we're gonna play mini golf
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