NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
whoever says they hate hangovers just doesnt know how to embrace them. i'm eating a mashed potato sandwich and watching grind.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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