I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
If I ever go to jail it will be because of you, I can feel it.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
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