It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Drunk is not a location!
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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