i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
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so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
You don't understand. He was so ginger that he could make red hair a dominant gene. And I refuse to torture my future spawn like that.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
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I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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