I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
