sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
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So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
yeah. pants. i need to put pants on. i didn't do that last night. big mistake
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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pop tarts are not kleenex
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
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