...so i touched it.
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
Randomize
