we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
He smacked my ass so hard my ass cheek looks like Wilson from Cast Away
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize
