your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
There are leaves in my underwear?
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