when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
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i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
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Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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