this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
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i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
She bought my penis dinner and beer last night. Her words
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The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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