The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
My eyes are so dilated i literally have night vision right now.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
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