its not stalking. its research.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
My dad just told me I can't passout in the driveway after the 4th of July parade this year, again
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Randomize
