I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
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