Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(518): View more from New York

I hraet yuo

(862): View more from New Jersey

did you say you heart me or hate me?

(518): View more from New York

who is this?

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(212): View more from New York

yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money

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(904): View more from Florida

Was it cool?

(1-904): View more from Florida

About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.

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(604): View more from British Columbia

What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.

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(330): View more from Ohio

Don't tits with veins remind you of road maps?

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(708): View more from Illinois

sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful

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(314): View more from Missouri

i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...

(860): View more from Connecticut

the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you

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(248): View more from Michigan

I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.

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