Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours