so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'