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Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
can u get pink eye on your cock?
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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