Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
girl next to me is signing up for tough love. definitely getting laid.
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
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I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
One of my students submitted a thesis proposal to find the exact correlation between desire for sexual intercourse and vaginal heat.
Tell me you accepted it! This is critical fucking research!
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He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
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