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• (510): View more from California

  We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.

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• (330): View more from Ohio

  I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show

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• (228): View more from Mississippi

  they just did a mariachi cover of free bird

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  TRUE LIFE: my roommate is growing a bush.

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  better yet, TRUE LIFE: my roommates boyfriend begged her to grow a bush.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.

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• (773): View more from Illinois

  She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in

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• (516): View more from New York

  nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex

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• (347): View more from New York

  It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (937): View more from Ohio

  The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.

  (1-937): View more from Ohio

  That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station

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• (613): View more from Ontario

  Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.

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• (206): View more from Washington

  cake and sex. what better combination is there.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.

  (647): View more from Ontario

  Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.

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