the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
We just got home. I got some malt liqour and a lottery ticket so I'm really doing a lot with my life right now
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Randomize
