Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
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The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
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Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
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