Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
So my girlfriend used a threesome to tell me she wanted to leave me for a girl... Not entirely sure how I should feel about that.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
Found my bra in the fridge. See you in 10 mins. It's gonna be a good fuckin day!
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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