You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
