:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
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