he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
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