I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
i was texting myself key events from last night so i could remember this morning. looked at my phone, texted my mother instead. our numbers differ by 1 digit
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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