Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
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For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
It says a lot about how well I know you when I can understand messages of yours that say things like "sauteed Jesus."
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
THERE IS AN ENORMOUS FAT WOMAN EYEING MY FLIGHT'S GATE LIKE IT WOULD BE DELICIOUS TO EAT.
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Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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