id be glad to
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I need to calm my uterus...
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
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