My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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