whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
fyi, if youre wondering if offering a female police officer sexual favors will get you out of a ticket, the answer is no.
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some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
the way i see it him paying 500 bucks for my fake abortion is karma's way of punishing him for cheating on his wife
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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