I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
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new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
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i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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