yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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