When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
I didn't realize how drunk I was until my vagina was in the snow.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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