Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
So it turns out "let's pretend to be gay so guys will stop hitting on us" was step one in her plan to get me into bed...
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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