U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
My bed smells like naked
Haha. At least it doesn't smell like herpes
Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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