Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
I just found two ugly toothless rednecks fucking in the woods in my backyard. The man shouted at me close the door your letting the stank out which made no sense to me cuz we where outside. Whatever. just another Monday in the Northwoods.
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