You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
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