So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
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no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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