"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
it was like that last scene in "It's A Wonderful Life" but with alcohol
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
You've got the chocolate, drugs and my pants. You hold all the cards...
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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