Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
But theres a keg here and me gusta
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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