But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
Is eating a dinner of fishsticks and gin mean you're failing at adulthood? I'm asking for a friend.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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