He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
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