he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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