love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
Boobs are out for the taking
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
Randomize
