No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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