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her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
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We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
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In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
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