We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
