Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
my credit card is covered in vodka and bad memories
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
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i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
I like how I get messages from eharmony at the same time I'm looking for a new vibrator. It's like the powers that be are just trying to make my life ironic.
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
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Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I think someone tried to make a huge bowl of ramen in my bathtub. There's noodles everywhere in my bathroom.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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