Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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