I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
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