mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
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My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
I wrote myself a note last night telling me to tell you that you're the best person ever, and asking you not to tell me what I did, I think I'm trusting my drunk judgment on that one.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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