We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I just masturbated to a Jock Jams cd. What have you done today?
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
i am one fart away from being 2 for 2 on this whole shitting my pants thing.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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