Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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