69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
As soon as the judge read that I rear ended the car from getting roadhead he chuckled. You know he's been there before.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
We did a shot for each one. Father... son... and holy ghost. That wasn't enough though so we moved on to toasting dead relatives.
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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